Mocking New Moon is funny
I believe I blogged previously about the movie New Moon. But just in case you missed it, here’s a recap. It dragged interminably for the first half, picked up the pace a bit in the second half, but mostly sucked. Buff boys were half-naked the vast majority of the time, which made the perpetual moping bearable. Anyway, the link below is the abridged version only much funnier and with LOL cats.
http://microsuede.blogspot.com/2009/11/movie-review-twilight-saga-new-moon.html
Also, if you have a chance, watch Late Night With Conan O’Brien. He’s incorporated Cody Devereaux, the depressed, brooding vampire who experiences death by sunlight on every show (R.I.P. 1598-Today); and Wolf-Boy, who is dumb as a box of rocks, but can move his pectoral muscles…almost as though he’s doing Morse Code.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj4PWV1v3II
Water-resistant Ninja gear
Christmas came early today. I hate trite sayings, but I can’t help but use them when they are true. The Happy Couple and I exchanged gifts and guess what I got—ninja accoutrement…picture a ninja sword handle on an umbrella. The best part is that it came with a carrying case so that it is both easily transportable and also looks like a sword. Hee hee. This increases the possibility that a roving officer of the law might stop me for carrying what appears to be a deadly weapon. But, for the opportunity to be a waterproof ninja, I’m willing to take that chance.
Never mind the Cheetah flannel pants and the fuzzy pink slippers—even ninjas need comfortable loungewear
