Meet Diego

Diego is the newest member of my inanimate family, joining the ranks of such items as a rubber chicken, an invisible friend named Li’l Rambo and a stuffed black and white bird that squawks when squeezed just so.

Let's rock out, bitches!

Diego accompanies me wherever I go wreaking havoc, making friends and generally becoming the proverbial mayor of wherever he happens to be at the time. He’s a rebel with a unibrow and follows only his own rules, one of which is that he only dates women who shave.

If you’d like to follow Diego, you can do so at the following:

Diego loves you.


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